On a boat with no oars

one more… written May 4, 2007.. i was crazy back then… maybe i still am…

….i’m on a boat with no oars on a rapidly flowing river.. i am hoping there are no waterfalls on the way…

On a boat with no oars

i’m on a boat
on a rapidly flowing river, oh yeah!
i got no oars, oh yeah!
just going with the flow, oh yeah!

is that waterfall i hear ahead?, oh no!
should i jump? but maybe there are piranhas, oh on!
oh how they go chomp chomp on the flesh
and i cannot swim, oh on!

i haven’t lived my life, oh sh**!
there are so many thing i gotta learn, oh sh**!
oh sh**!
i want to go on a world tour,
meet the love of my life….

but on a boat with no oars i am sitting,
on a rapidly flowing river.
i got no oars to steer…

and THAT, my friend, is definitely the sound of a waterfall ahead,
i can even see the piranhas,
and i cannot swim.
but i gatta choose one…fast
but i don’t wanna go, (yeah, i mean ‘die’)
hey! you know what? i think i’ll fly,
*rips his shirt apart..out comes superman…flies away happily*

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